Professional gigolo and miracle of modern science Channing Tatum appeared on the Tonight Show Friday night, and, like many pretenders before him, Jimmy Fallon wanted to challenge Tatum to an arm-wrestling match.

But unlike those pretenders, Jimmy's trash talk consists of listing all the weird, obnoxious things he's going to do when he wins.

It's completely irrelevant, though, because have you seen Channing Tatum? The real winner here is whoever made a suit that didn't rip under the stress of containing his gargantuan arms.

[H/T Digg]