Breaking news out of Scarsdale, N.Y.: DJ Funkmaster Flex is trapped inside a women’s room stall—it was the only bathroom they had the key for—and a group of four women just walked in as he was trying to take a shit.

“Fuck ... they not leaving ...” he posted in a cry for help on Instagram.

Maybe he’ll get lucky and they won’t realize he’s in there?

Oh, no.

The last dispatch from Funk Flex was roughly 20 minutes ago. We’ll update this breaking story when we have more information on his condition. Our prayers are with him and his family at this difficult time.

Update: Looks like he made it out, but he hasn’t said anything further about the incident.

[h/t James Harris]