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"I got into doing gang bangs in 2008," says Shirley, 78, in the NSFW clip above. "I've done 14 of 'em since then. Each one is better than the last one." She then opens her shirt to reveal a tattoo on her breast (that's the real NSFW part of the video). I'm not going to tell you what it says because I want you to experience the joy of discovery.

Shirley is just one of the women who talks about having sex with Kyle, a gerontophile whose partners are frequently several decades his senior. They did this on the best documentary/reality series on TV right now, Showtime's 7 Deadly Sins (this week's sin: lust, duh).

Kyle's perfected paramours who spoke about sex with him also included Anna, 67, and Marge. The latter says, "I am 91 years old. I would date a man my own age, but there aren't any!"

Word.

Also: "When Kyle first came over, he brought a dozen rubbers and three boxes of Astroglide. I said, 'What do you think you're going to do with that Astroglide? I make my own lubrication.'"

Oh word?

Also: "I think at my age, you get to the point where you don't give a hoot what people think. They haven't kept you living. I've kept myself."

Amen, sister. Get that dick.

[Previously with Kyle and Marge: 31-Year-Old Man Says He's Wired to Have Sex With Great-Grandmothers]