A horny old New Yorker's fantasy date with teenage twin sisters relieved him of a large sum of money as well as his ambulatory freedom last month, and though his memory of the affair may fade, the night will live forever thanks to a Penthouse-worthy police report.

According to the New York Times, 84-year-old Paul Aronson—the proud owner of an "elegant" New York City townhouse—met two 17-year-old twin sisters on a sugar daddy dating website and invited them out to dinner.

For a few hours on Oct. 1, the evening looked as if it might turn into an old man's fantasy. The three dined at an expensive restaurant in Midtown. Then Mr. Aronson invited the teenagers to have a drink with him at the four-story brick townhouse he owns on East 38th Street.

He bought a bottle of raspberry-flavored rum from a liquor store on the way, a defense lawyer said. .

Then the twins played with Aronson's dog, Muffins, drank the raspberry-flavored rum, and then freaked out when the man they met on a sugar daddy website asked about their sex lives, one of their defense attorneys told the Times.

The twins allegedly zip-tied him to his coffee table and stole around $500 in cash and various credit cards. They left him behind on the floor, where he was found around 20 hours later by a neighbor.

"He asked to do things I wasn't going to do," one twin, Shaina Foster, allegedly told an NYPD detective. "He is ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out."

Shaina's sister, Shailene, claims she had nothing to do with her evil twin's plan.

"She got caught up in something not of her making [and only watched]," Shailene's lawyer told the Times.