A horny old New Yorker's fantasy date with teenage twin sisters relieved him of a large sum of money as well as his ambulatory freedom last month, and though his memory of the affair may fade, the night will live forever thanks to a Penthouse-worthy police report.

Tonight's Factor brought us a one-two punch of horny goodness, courtesy Bill O'Reilly, who played clips of Bristol Palin's DWTS routine (watch here) and Katy Perry's boob-filled Sesame Street spot (here) for no apparent reason—besides horniness. Video inside.