Former honorary Kardashian Bruce Jenner has never officially said he's transitioning from male to female, but that didn't stop In Touch from horribly photoshopping what they think he would look like if he did. His ex-wife, Kardashian momager Kris Jenner, is reportedly pissed off at the magazine for the upcoming cover, which implies he told his family he was going to transition.

Kris is telling friends, "It's just mean to do whether or not it's true," TMZ reports, adding that "Bruce has never said he's going down the road to change his sex, but the cover reads that way."

HollywoodLife, which tends to treat the truth like a Stretch Armstrong doll that's been loved too hard, claims Jenner has a big plan to come out as a woman on the cover of the Advocate. The site claims "an insider" at the Advocate told them "He wants to look as glamorous as possible — full makeup with a bold wardrobe. He won't live his new life in designer clothes like the Kardashian women. He just wants his first official portrait as a woman to be classic and memorable."

Okay.

Jenner's friends told TMZ he "doesn't even pay attention to this stuff."

[h/t TMZ]