Justin Timberlake Announces He's Pregnant

Saturday night, Justin Timberlake announced via Instagram that he and an unnamed, seemingly Caucasian torso (maybe his wife's?) are expecting a child.
"Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes!" wrote Timberlake. "This year, I'm getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN'T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNeverKnow #WeDontEvenKnow #WeAreTakingBets"
According to People, Timberlake's pregnancy couldn't have come at a better time for spouse Jessica Biel. "The timing turned out to be perfect," notes the magazine, "Biel is opening her first family-friendly restaurant, Au Fudge, this year in Santa Monica."