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What do you do when you really want one person to win an election, but you understand that by saying that out loud, you’re actually making him more likely to lose? You pretend to support the other person, obviously. And if anyone asks you why, you say, uh, well, I don’t like my guy’s toupee.

Such was the situation faced by Will Quigg, a grand dragon with the KKK in California (you may remember him as one of the KKK members who scuffled with black protesters in Anaheim recently). In a recent interview with the Telegraph, Quigg said that he’s totally down on the Trump campaign. Who does he support, then? Hillary. Um, yeah. Hillary, definitely Hillary.

“We want Hillary Clinton to win,” Mr Quigg told The Telegraph. “She is telling everybody one thing, but she has a hidden agenda. She’s telling everybody what they want to hear so she can get elected, because she’s Bill Clinton’s wife, she’s close to the Bushes. [But] once she’s in the presidency, she’s going to come out and her true colours are going to show.

You’re sure you’re not a Trump fan, Mr. Quigg?

Asked why he was not therefore supporting Mr Trump, Mr Quigg replied: “We don’t like his hair. We think it’s a toupee. He won’t do what he says he will do. He says he’s going to build a 20-foot high fence along with border with Mexico and make them pay. How’s he going to do that?”

Uh huh.

It’s a plan so obvious only this mustachioed doofus could have cooked it up. Quigg’s views on immigration and Mexican immigrants run closely to Trump’s, the Telegraph notes. But any time anyone like Quigg says that Trump Is Good, the corrupt liberal lamestream media interprets it to mean that Trump Is Actually Bad. Solution: pretend to support someone else. (If you don’t believe me, take a look at Quigg’s Twitter history.)

So no, the KKK is not really backing Hillary Clinton. But good luck convincing Fox News of that.