Lance Armstrong Drew the Most Painful Card in Cards Against Humanity
What will seven Tour de France victories, one giant doping scandal, and an emergency testicle removal get you? 100 million-ish bucks and one massive trump card in Cards Against Humanity.
It was inevitable that Lance Armstrong would one day draw the "Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle" card in the popular party game, and the disgraced cycling superstar finally did it Saturday night.
He didn't say what the black card was, or whether his missing nut won the round, but he did laugh his ass off.
