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Lance Armstrong Thinks He Is Voldemort (Both Love Drama)
Allie Jones · 06/11/15 08:25AMLance Armstrong, one of the biggest dicks and frauds in the history of men, is shocked that people cannot forget what a dick and a fraud he is—even now, months after he let his girlfriend take the fall for “partying” and hitting cars. This guy! He literally thinks he is “Voldemort,” the villain in the “Harry Potter” novels.
With No One Left to Blame, Lance Armstrong Pleads Guilty
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/18/15 08:15PMConfidential To Lance Armstrong’s Girlfriend—Leave Him
Leah Finnegan · 02/03/15 06:20PMLance Armstrong Drew the Most Painful Card in Cards Against Humanity
Jay Hathaway · 05/19/14 03:15PMLance Armstrong Says Everyone Should Have Known He Was Doping
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/24/13 11:28PMRobert Kessler · 04/23/13 08:00PM
Not Even Oprah Can Save Lance Armstrong Now
Robert Kessler · 01/23/13 04:05PMAustralian Library Moves Lance Armstrong's Books to the Fiction Section
Robert Kessler · 01/20/13 01:52PM'I Deserve to be Punished, I'm Not Sure That I Deserve a Death Penalty': Lance Armstrong on Coming Clean to His Family, Fans
Robert Kessler · 01/19/13 01:33AMThe final half of Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah aired Friday. While the first night focused more on the history of Armstrong's abuse of performance-enhancing drugs, tonight focused largely on the impact coming clean has had on Amstrong, his family (including his son Luke who spent years defending his father in person and online), his friends and his organization Livestrong — from which he has now severed all ties.
Presenting the Most Awkward Moment from Lance Armstrong's Oprah Interview: His Failed Fat Joke
Caity Weaver · 01/18/13 01:45PMLast night, Oprah Winfrey hosted the first installment of Better Know a Psychopath, with special guest Lance Armstrong.
Lance Armstrong Admits to Cheating in Frustrating Oprah Interview
Jordan Sargent · 01/17/13 11:32PM
Last night, Oprah aired the first part of her interview with Lance Armstrong, who admitted to her that he took performance enhancing drugs for the entirety of his career. Of course, we already know that Armstrong had all types of blood and substances flowing through his veins during his record setting seven Tour de France titles (since stripped from him) because he's been outed by everyone from his ex-teammates to Sports Illustrated. So, what do you get when you admit to truths that have long been held as such by the public in a reportedly explosive interview? An interview that is pretty damn boring.
OWN Releases First Look at Oprah's Interview with Lance Armstrong
Robert Kessler · 01/16/13 07:05PMLest we forget America's other major sports scandal, OWN has posted a 16 second clip of Oprah's interview with Lance Armstrong on YouTube.
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Apparently Lance Armstrong Bribes People, Too
Alyssa Bereznak · 10/20/12 04:52PMContinuing a fall from grace so epic that it rivals the span of, say, the Tour de France, ex-Nike bestie Lance Armstrong is now facing charges of bribery, in addition to allegations that he ran a doping ring among fellow cyclists. If you have not already set fire to your copy of It's Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life, feel free to do so now.
Take Off Your God Damn Livestrong Bracelets
Hamilton Nolan · 10/17/12 08:45AMIn 1996, cycling champion Lance Armstrong was diagnosed with cancer. By 1999, he had recovered and made a miraculous return to win the Tour de France. Five years later, the LIVESTRONG charity, which battles cancer, started distributing yellow rubber bracelets emblazoned with "LIVESTRONG" in honor of Armstrong's courage and tenacity. And now, eight long years later, it's time to cut that dirty motherfucking bracelet off your wrist and throw it into the trash.