This eight-legged, male-and-female-reproductive-organ-having goat—nicknamed "octogoat"—was born earlier this week in Croatia.

"I counted his legs and I thought I was seeing things," farmer Zoran Paparic told reporters. "Then I called my neighbor to make sure that I am not crazy."

According to ITV News, the kid's extra legs and sex organ are the result of an under-developed twin. Alas, the little guy likely won't be with us for long; local vets say he'll probably die within the week, though they added that if he survives he could live as long as two or three years.