Blood-drinking pagan and Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate Augustus Sol Invictus was denied entry to Canada this weekend, FloridaPolitics.com reports. In a press release, Invictus, who is running to replace Marco Rubio, said that he was barred over ties to neo-Nazis.

Wow, that sure is a lot of goats. Like just an unbelievable number of goats right there.

A lawless goat—or a billy the kid, if you will—is currently in custody in New Jersey on a litany of charges, including disorderly behavior, trespass, and first-degree larceny (for stealing my damn heart.)

Once upon a time a man started hitting his head against a wall. A passerby asked him, "Why are you hitting your head against that wall?" "Because it feels so... Well, I guess because I don't have a weirdly strong mirror like that cute little goat."

A tipster forwarded us this video, purportedly of a group of Tulane University students beheading a goat.

When we last checked in with Frostie the Snow Goat, the little guy was fighting off a serious infection that had robbed him of the use of his back legs. His rescuers at Australia's Edgar's Mission Farm Sanctuary hoped that by getting mobile with the help of a wheelcart, he'd one day walk again.

Goats have been an internet obsession since before one of them stole the show from Taylor Swift on her own song last year. This little kid is the latest contender for G.O.A.T.—just don't call him wimpy.

Just a man and his goat, enjoying a nice sunset bike ride together.

Frostie the Snow Goat was born with a life-threatening infection that makes his back legs unusable, and even after a course of antibiotics, he can't walk on his own. So Frostie's caretakers at Australia's Edgar's Mission Farm Sanctuary set him up with a wheelcart to help him take his first steps.

This eight-legged, male-and-female-reproductive-organ-having goat—nicknamed "octogoat"—was born earlier this week in Croatia.

In this world, nothing can be said to be certain except that winter is coming, the night is dark and full of terrors, all men must die, and here are some goats singing the theme song from Game of Thrones.

A U.K. newspaper has issued an important correction about the fate of humanity in the 21st century: It's not going to be faced with a catastrophic war against goats.

Obama's America. A man can't even walk his Boston Terrier through Prospect Park without tripping over a severed goat head. And then a few afternoons later, a young mother strolls with her two-year-old son through a neighboring park, only to shriek and stumble upon two ceremoniously decapitated rooster skulls, sacrificed on a clay plate.

For the 27th year, vandals in Sweden have burned down a giant goat made to symbolize the Christmas spirit.

With a punishing avalanche barreling down upon them, things quickly go from bad to worst case scenario for a tribe of poor Chamois goats.

A goat made a daring, potentially life-saving escape Tuesday morning from a truck authorities believe was headed to a slaughterhouse. The goat, named Sky, fell or jumped while being driven across the Pulaski Skyway bridge, where she ran wild during the rush hour commute.

Two weeks ago, we had yet to understand how two minutes of goats yelling like humans would inextricably shake the foundations of our very being. And now we have an absolutely perfect 25-second remix of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble," interjected with those very same goats. (There's another remix floating around too, but this remix is far better.)

It's not entirely clear why it took this long for someone to put together a two-minute compilation of goats whose bleats sound like screaming humans, but let's all just be glad someone finally did.

Utah clearly has a thing with goats. First there was the mysterious Goat Man wandering the Utah wilderness, and now there's Voldemort, the paperboy-attacking pet goat.

A man in Utah couldn't stop looking at these weird goats, so he did the obvious thing: he started dressing like one and frolicking with a goat herd through the Utah wilderness. But what seems like a strange obsession could soon have real and dangerous consequences – goat hunting season starts in September.