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She said she never told the clerk who sold the license she lived in the state for 10 years, although the clerk marked her application “10” under the category of years of residency.
Maybe she has some sort of tic and says "10" randomly without noticing. It could work out for us in the long run.
clerk: How long have resided in big sky country?
Liz: 10 *eye twitches*
At the store:
Clerk: How many items do you have miss, come to the express
Liz: 10 *leg spasms as she pushes full cart*
In Congress:
Harry Reid: We need a raise to the minimum wage, won't anyone support me.
Liz: 1o *drools a bit*
And that's how the minimum wage was raised boys and girls.
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Her dad's Tourette syndrome manifested most often by telling Pat Leahy to go fuck himself.
See it's genetic!
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On the bright side, she isn't going to take after her old man and shoot someone in the face.... right?
More likely snag a fish hook in your cheek.
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I don't understand how this kind of thing happens.
If I get to the ranger's office or wildlife management office or fishin' hole or where ever the hell one procures a fishing license and don't have the proper credentials or don't meet the residency requirements, I turn around and say to my friends, "Well shit, I guess we're not going fishing today."
I don't fucking lie about it.
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Because, what a stupid thing to lie about. I mean, really.
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It may be a roundabout way to try to establish residency credential: "What do you mean I'm not from around here? I have a fishing license just like you, JimBob! Lookit!"
Why don't you run for Prince of Wyoming then, goddmanit!
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So THIS is her ploy to get publicity for the upcoming election?
