Louisville Government Overwhelmed by Boogers. Boogers Everywhere.
When will someone take a stand against all the boogers? That’s what I wanna know.
That is also what Louisville Metro Planning and Design Services manager Joe Reverman wants to know, reports Joe Sonka of Insider Louisville. Reverman has had it up to here with all these damn boogers.
“We have recently discovered mass quantities of boogers on the two walls around the urinal in the 3rd floor men’s restroom,” wrote Reverman. “I sincerely hope this is not a result of actions by any member of Planning & Design Services. This is obviously a very serious situation. Anybody caught doing this could face disciplinary action. We will have this area cleaned, however this is very embarrassing to our department to have this problem. Please keep a look out and let me know if you see any suspicious activity.”
The booger bandits may, in fact, just be confused about proper handling and disposal of boogers, according to Heather Plowman, executive administrator of Develop Louisville, who, I dunno, might be consulting for Planning and Design on this topic?
“At no point should anything that comes out of or off a person’s body be wiped/poured/spit or in any way put on any Metro-owned surface (with the exception of items commonly and appropriately flushed down toilets/urinals or rinsed down a sink drain), including surfaces in both public areas and offices,” wrote Plowman. “Anyone caught doing so will be punished fully and immediately. If you have any questions as to what constitutes an offensive substance, or if you need assistance determining an appropriate method of disposing of such substances, please see a member of management or human resources.”
Anyone who knows anything about booger disposal knows they go on the underside of desks and desk chairs. I mean who the hell touches the walls in a public bathroom? Disgusting.
