Mad Confused Seal Found in English Field
A seal was found in a field. You good, dog? You must be confused. That's not where seals go. What's up with you? You got this whole thing twisted. How'd you get there?
No one seems to know. The seal was found early Monday morning in a field in Merseyside, England, but the closest water is over ten miles away. What a journey you had, seal! Good memoir material. You need a ghostwriter, seal?
Authorities in the Merseyside police department are investigating the misplaced animal and have advised residents not to come near it because seals are "powerful animals and potentially dangerous." This one seems chill, though. Relax, seal. You've earned it.
[Image via The Guardian]