Madonna Was Artistically Raped by Hackers
The worst part of Madonna's leaked album full of shitty singles had to be her outraged statement, released the next day, decrying her artistic rape at the hands of terrorists.
The complaint—which reads not unlike like a high schooler journaling on Ambien—was briefly posted on Instagram alongside a now-deleted black-and-white bejeweled photograph of Madonna looking fierce, but vulnerable:
This is artistic rape!! These are early leaked demo's half of which wont even make it on my album the other half have changed and evolved. This is a form of terrorism. Wtf!!!! Why do people want to destroy the artistic process??? Why steal? Why not give me the opportunity to finish and give you my very best?
The forever-teen, who is no stranger to repeating popular buzzwords to ill effect, is expected to slam her door a few times before slinking back in the kitchen to ask what's for dinner.
