What does a grim news story of rape make you want think about? If you answered more rape!, you have a kindred spirit in New York Post editor and brutality fetishist Col Allan, whose paper’s front page today calls for the sexual violation of disgraced Subway pitchman Jared Fogle, who pleaded guilty to charges of child pornography possession and abuse of minors. “ENJOY A FOOT LONG IN JAIL,” the Post crows—a double entendre playing off the size of a large Subway sandwich, a product Fogle has endorsed, and the imagined length of a large penis, which the newspaper hopes will be used to penetrate Fogle’s body against his will while he is imprisoned.

Power, victimization, and penises have been an ongoing concern of Allan’s this summer. Last month, he used more than a dozen reporters to stalk a homeless man and photograph his urination habits for the front page. Col Allan’s own private sexual proclivities remain unknowable.

Cover image via New York Post; top photo via AP