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It is with a heavy heart that we bring you this tail of woe: most New Yorkers are giving wack names to their dogs.

THE OFFICIAL MOST POPULAR DOG NAMES IN THE NYC

Girl dogs:

  1. Bella
  2. Lola
  3. Lucy
  4. Daisy
  5. Coco

Boy dogs:

  1. Max
  2. Rocky
  3. Charlie
  4. Buddy
  5. Lucky

Rover did not even appear in the top ten nor did Boodly-Bo.

This is a disappointment of epic pro-paw-tions.