disappointments
Townspeople Realize 'Sea Monster' Is Actually a Big, Rotten Fish
Maureen O'Connor · 03/30/12 09:12AMThe Great Snooki New Year's Eve Ball Drop Is Cancelled
Adrian Chen · 12/29/10 07:51PMScientists Say NASA's New Life on Earth Study 'Fatally Flawed' 'Flim-Flam'
Max Read · 12/07/10 09:49PMPeople Hate Kim Kardashian's Tweets More Than AIDS
Max Read · 12/02/10 01:01AMCop Tells Man He'll Be Jailed, Then Raped, for Filming Cop
Hamilton Nolan · 08/18/10 01:00PMTeenage Girls Think Miley Cyrus Is Totes Over
Brian Moylan · 07/09/10 04:20PMAmbient Music Replaces Drugs
Hamilton Nolan · 06/22/10 02:28PMYou People Are Never Satisfied!
Gabriel Snyder · 01/27/10 04:56PMLook At This F—king Self-Identified Hipster Photo Shoot
Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/09 01:31PMMark Penn and Wall Street Journal Now Equally Pathetic
Hamilton Nolan · 08/28/09 09:56AMWall Street Man-Beast's Disappointing Identity
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/09 12:14PMIndie Rock Is Still Dead
John Cook · 07/28/09 03:14PMPhotos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
The Cajun Boy · 05/15/09 12:28AMPirates: Not So Tough After All
Hamilton Nolan · 04/27/09 08:24AMVicky Cristina Barcelona's Big Three-Way Lie
Richard Lawson · 08/07/08 12:28PMWait a tick. The only reason to see Woody Allen's new gauzy romance Vicky Cristina Barcelona is the sexy-pex threesomes between coffee-voiced Javier Bardem and the lovely and supple grand dames of acting coy Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson, right? Well then don't plan on seeing the damn thing because there are no ménage à trois in the film. Or it's like "implied" or something. Which is total bullshit! We were lied to (sort of) and we won't stand for it!
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T-RO · 07/21/08 12:45PMDespite Best Efforts Of Stacey Dash, 'Celebrity Circus' Lacking Spirit Of Circusness
Mark Graham · 06/12/08 07:40PMWhile we never expected Celebrity Circus to be a magical panacea that would cure us from the premature onset of the summer television doldrums, it's fair to say that we here at Defamer HQ were all more than a little bit pumped to watch last night's premiere. After all, as proud Gen Xers, we have fond, kitsch-filled memories of watching Lynda Carter dodge knives and William "The Greatest American Hero" Katt rock the shit out of the Giant Wheel Of Death. So when perfect '80s-storm plundering Ben Silverman announced plans earlier this year that NBC would be airing the show, we marked and calendars and began dusting off our bean bags and hot air popcorn poppers in preparation for what we thought was going to be an awesome night of television. But much to our dismay, our dreams were shattered when we found out that Celebrity Circus wasn't a one-time event where everyone comes together to celebrate the spirit of, well, circusness. Rather, we were hoodwinked into watching yet another entry in the tiresome reality "competition" genre, filled with yet another panel of judges with distracting accents and/or speech impediments. What a drag.
First Racy 'American Idol' Photo To Surface Is Something Of A Letdown
Seth Abramovitch · 03/03/08 06:12PMWe're still holding out for the American Idol scandal motherload, but so far, we've had to settle for underwhelming pseudo-dirt regarding the wig-wearing, gay-stripping skeletons hiding inside some of the male contestants' closets. Even that Idol scandal mainstay—the racy photo—is a little bit of a letdown this season. Where last year brought us Antonella Barba peeing, this year, we get this rather humdrum shot of Ramiele Malubay grabbing a handful of sushi-slinging co-worker boob. Wake us up when it's revealed that puppy-eyed front runner David Archuleta is actually a 52-year-old woman with a song in her heart and a growth-deficiency in her DNA.
Rosie O'Donnell Only Has Her Big, Haiku-ing Mouth To Blame For Killing Her MSNBC Deal
seth · 11/08/07 03:31PMNo sooner had we reserved some room in our increasingly spacious DVR boxes (now occupied by season passes for Meerkat Manor, C-Span 3's America's Most Smartest Lobbiest, and not much else) for Rosie O'Donnell's upcoming MSNBC talk show, it turns out network executives have pulled out of the project after O'Donnell blabbed about the deal on her blog and at a Miami book signing. A new poem at Rosie.com explains what happened: