Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets schtick has already visited the NBA twice, and now it's finally arrived in pro football.

Apparently, assholes on Twitter would prefer NFL players not excessively celebrate, cry during interviews, have thumbs, or look like penises. That's all valid, constructive criticism that these wealthy athletes (and former athletes) (and Erin Andrews) will definitely take to heart.

Are some of these tweets totally fake? Probably! But it's hard to say, because Kimmel started partially blurring out Twitter names, which makes Mean Tweets impossible to fact check.

[h/t Digg]