football
Tim Tebow Is a Threat to Run
Hamilton Nolan · 03/29/16 03:48PMHere's an Intriguing Fan Theory About What Time the Super Bowl Is
Andy Cush · 02/05/16 12:00PMThis February, as every February, the football fandom community is awhirl with speculation about the timing of the Super Bowl. The NFL has dropped a breadcrumb trail of clues in the promotional campaign leading up to Sunday’s big game, and plenty of football fans think they know exactly when kickoff will happen.
School District Tells Football Coach to Stop Public Prayers, Coach Doesn't, Guess What Happens
Jay Hathaway · 10/29/15 10:00AMAn assistant high school football coach in Bremerton, Wash. became the center of a national controversy after school district officials asked him to stop leading public Christian prayers on the 50-yard line after games and Fox News got ahold of the story. Coach Joe Kennedy did not stop the prayers, and guess what? The district has put him on administrative leave, the Seattle Times reports.
Alex Rodriguez Can't Throw a Football To Save His Life
Melissa Cronin · 10/18/15 01:39PMRepublican Candidates Compete For Racist Hick Demographic
Hamilton Nolan · 10/05/15 08:04AMIdiots Running College Paid Football Guy $170K to Talk Dumbly
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/15 03:00PMAllen West Thinks School-Sponsored Prayer Will Stop Football Injuries
Ashley Feinberg · 04/21/15 01:40PMDisgraced Floridian and former congressman Allen West took some time recently to address a Texas conservative group about the dangers of separating church and state—dangers like grievous football injuries, specifically. But thankfully, that ain’t nothing a little prayer can’t fix.
Semi-Pro Soccer Player Fired for Fucking in the Dugout While in Uniform
Jay Hathaway · 04/20/15 02:35PMJay Hart, a striker for semi-pro British soccer team Clitheroe, was cut from the squad after he was caught on video having sex with a fan in the dugout while still wearing his team warmups, the Mirror reports. The incident took place after an away game versus Mossley AFC. Every detail reported is more embarrassing than the last:
Lord Nelson, Former Football Star, Professor, Cop, Horse, Dead at 42
Taylor Berman · 04/15/15 12:38PMWhat to Yell During the Super Bowl
Dayna Evans · 01/30/15 03:50PM"They Should Never Ban Cheese": Man Responds to Seattle-Area Cheese Ban
Dayna Evans · 01/16/15 01:00PMSeven Hospitalized After Lightning Strikes Stadium Parking Lot
Hudson Hongo · 12/21/14 06:45PMHamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 10:30AM
Hero Bro Sings Into Goose
Dayna Evans · 11/23/14 03:55PMListen, it's been a dark Sunday and sometimes a little levity is necessary. At a Miami-Virginia game on Saturday, a dude who was super amped about football, Journey, and geese (some might call it the holy trinity of Getting Amped), used his plastic friend as a microphone. What's that you say? You are feeling inadequate at his skill?
Groundbreaking Research Suggests That Women Buy Football Jerseys
Dayna Evans · 11/04/14 11:45AMFootball season brings many things: a renewed interest in processed cheese, overt excitement over grown men concussing themselves, and drinking on Monday nights. But have you asked yourself what it means for the ladies? One experiment in basic data journalism has determined the mind-blowing answer, and it will surprise you!