Nick Offerman Sings About Needing a Third Hand Just for His Whiskey
The great misfortune of Nick Offerman, designated Platonic form of American manliness, is that he can't practice all of his many manly hobbies simultaneously: Drinking Scotch while woodworking or riding a horse, while technically possible, doesn't comport with proper safety procedure.
Offerman laments his lack of an extra hand just for whiskey-drinkin' in a tragicomic ballad from his new video series "My Tales of Whisky." It's everything you'd expect out of a song by the real-life Ron Swanson, minus anything about bacon or facial hair, which are both totally whiskey-compatible.
