The great misfortune of Nick Offerman, designated Platonic form of American manliness, is that he can't practice all of his many manly hobbies simultaneously: Drinking Scotch while woodworking or riding a horse, while technically possible, doesn't comport with proper safety procedure.

On Last Week Tonight Sunday, John Oliver noted that Lowe's has introduced robot employees to help customers find whatever they're looking for—which is precisely not the point of home improvement store employees. They're there to keep your marriage from collapsing before your eyes in the bathroom fixtures section.

School's back in session, and another class of college freshmen is embarking on the traditional years-long journey of learning, drinking, fucking, and non-dischargeable debt. It's too late to save them now, but Nick Offerman has one exquisite dram of wisdom that could make their time go more smoothly: Don't use your roommate's soap.

It would take the manly charisma of Nick Offerman to make the kind of pseudo-deep musings that tend to occur in the shower sound profound and wise. Fortunately, Nick Offerman.

Speaking at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association Dinner Thursday night, headliner Nick Offerman—who plays anti-government government employee Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation—took the assembled news media to school with a timely lecture on the Bill of Rights.

No two people are more obviously meant for each other than Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. The couple stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers to promote their first live performance together, a show called "Summer of 69." (Very important: There's no apostrophe.)

To promote a new film about his American Ham comedy tour, Ron Swanson (née Nick Offerman) stopped by Conan to share the secret to getting your movie into the Sundance Film Festival. But Offerman didn't just talk about the secret: He sang it.

If I told you this video had Nancy & Beth duo Megan Mullally and Stephanie Hunt being joined on stage at LA's Largo Theater by Mullally's husband Nick Offerman for a cover of Riskay's classic love ballad "Smell Yo Dick" complete with Offerman rapping about his member while Mullally unzips his pants and proceeds to smell it, would you even bother reading this sentence all the way to the end before pressing play?

"Movember" gives men an excuse to grow ridiculous mustaches during the month of November by raising money and awareness for men's health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson of "Parks & Recreation," rocks a rather illustrious mustache, and in this video offers support to those men (like, me) who can't say the same.

It's a fairly well-established fact that few things in life are better than bacon.

Happy that his SXSW-debuted film Somebody Up There Likes Me was officially picked up for distribution by Tribeca Film, Nick Offerman (TV's Ron Swanson) did what anyone in his situation would do: He put together promo for the film featuring himself, wife Megan Mullaly, network-mate Alison Brie, and several massive bong hits.

Nick Offerman, a manly man's manning-up coach both on TV and off, appeared on last night's Conan in a new segment called "Nick Offerman from Parks & Recreation Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities."

Here's the trailer for 21 Jump Street, the latest in a long line of incredibly good, successful, award-winning, hilarious, and terrific movies that take beloved (or at least, well-remembered, in a fond if kind of vague way) old dramatic television shows and turn them into comedies involving vomit jokes. It stars skinny Jonah Hill!

Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) dropped in on Jimmy Kimmel Live sans-stache and talked about his father, his time spent as an Altar Boy growing up, and of course—the website Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson.

Today at Gawker.TV, Nick Offerman appears on Conan without his "Ron Swanson mustache," Angry Larry Birds, Chris Elliott talks shit about Jay Leno and Pauly D. has a case of Bieber Fever—and it's ruining his perfect coif.

On tonight's Conan, Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman delighted audiences with much more than his clean-shaven face.

Recently, Nick Offerman stopped by the Martha Stewart Show to talk about wood. Nothing sexual (perverts!) but about his beloved hobby of woodworking. Discovering how truly manly Offerman is in real life makes Ron Swanson that much more masculine.

In what might be the shortest Today Show interview ever, Al and Ann gave Nick Offerman a government pop quiz and chatted about Rob Lowe "bringing his cheekbones to Pawnee."

Nick Offerman, perhaps better known as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation let Carson Daly and his camera crew into his very own woodshop. What, does it surprise you that Ron Swanson's a manly-man in real life, too?

Ron Swanson, Director of Parks and Recreation is a Pawnee enigma. He adores breakfast meats and Steffie Graf, hates government, has two ex-wives named Tammy, and can carve a harp with his bare hands after 6 shots of whiskey.