NJ Woman Says Man Named "Gooch" Stole Her Car After OkCupid Date
At first, it went pretty well, as far as Internet dates with men named "Gooch" go. After meeting at Racks Restaurant and Sports Bar in Atco (sample review: "I guess its cool for Atco"), a New Jersey woman took OkCupid match Gennaro "Gooch" Aladena back to her home.
Once there, however, police say "Gooch" revealed the 15% of himself that was pure enemy, stealing the woman's jewelry and car, WABC-TV reports.
Authorities are still searching for both "Gooch" and the car, a red 2007 Toyota Solara bearing the personalized plates "JSRYGRL" [sic].
According to police, the "Gooch" is bald, approximately 5'9" and may also go by "Mike Rossman," which, lets be real, is a pretty ridiculous name.
[Image via Facebook/Waterford Township Police//h/t Gothamist]