In the midterm elections, the United States people sent the message: No, we don't like you, Baracks Hussein Obama. Shockingly, our "Commander in Chief" has now extended an enormous metaphorical middle finger—to the whole wide world!

We as Americans deserve representation by a man who will operate with the dignity of his office in mind. Not by some sort of hip hopping Hawaiian president who disrespects our troops, embarrasses us on a world stage, and makes us look "uncool" by comparison, at least in the opinion of our wives. That's not okay, Joanne.

Bark Hussain Obama is in China (big surprise!) right now. Lots of important things to do there, and what does this clown do? He blows it all to hell with his devil-may-care attitude! USA Today reports on the shocking new scandal that has wise Americans raising the specter of impeachment all over again, if they know what's good for them:

Obama eschewed the Red Flag limousine service that ferried other leaders one by one from a nearby building to a banquet, cultural show and fireworks at the aquatic venue. Some Chinese went online to criticize his preference for the familiar security of a U.S.-supplied vehicle, while others understood his choice, but what happened next surprised many here.

Obama emerged from his car chewing gum; he's a well-known user of Nicorette, the smoking-cessation gum. But Chinese Internet users, accustomed to the highly formal standards of their stiff party leadership, quickly characterized the leader of the world's most powerful nation as an impolite "idler," or careless "rapper."

Sir, with all due respect to the office of the President, sir, this is China, sir, not a Wu-Tang reunion tour, sir. Sir, the people have spoken: it's a "rap"—on your presidency!

[Photographic evidence of Burk Obama's disrespectful "low five" style of handshake: AP]