One Man Gets 2 DUIs in One Night at One McDonald's
We should all strive to love one thing as much as Zachary Boynton of Oneonta, N.Y. loves McDonald's. Last weekend, Boynton was so determined to eat at McDonald's that it took two separate arrests to stop him.
Boynton was first taken into custody around 1 a.m. last Sunday after driving into the back of the car stopped in front of him at a McDonald's drive-through (like, he really wanted McDonald's). Upon arriving at the scene, police determined Boynton was three times over the legal limit, so they arrested him and released him hours later to a sober driver.
That sober driver took Boynton home, but should have swung by McDonald's first. At 5 a.m., police again responded to a call at the McDonald's after Boynton inadvertently drove his car into the building. From there, he was taken to the hospital, presumably still having yet eaten any McDonald's.
Boynton was also arrested in November of last year for driving under the influence. He probably won't be driving again for a while. In the meantime, McDonald's should put him in an advertisement. Few people have ever wanted the company's meat things this badly.
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