On this winter night so dreary,
answer please this simple query:
Wouldn't you be better off
watching reddish pandas, boss?

Just like children in tall grasses,
cutie pandas roll on asses,
jump and frolic, chirp some, too
—and they do it just for you.

So take a break, watch some footage
as Cincy pandas romp and rummage.
Build a fire, make it hot
and have a chocolate too, why not?

[ h/t Daily Mail]