Slime. Goo. The green stuff. Whatever you call it, Iggy Azalea wants it, but just can't seem to get it.

In an article titled "Iggy Azalea Begged Producers to Get Slimed," The Hollywood Reporter quotes Azalea as revealing her keen views on green ooze backstage at the infamously slimy Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards

"I'm prepared to get slimed," Azalea told the magazine. "I wrote it in my treatment—I want to get slimed!"

Unfortunately—The Hollywood Reporter sorrowfully notes—Azalea's muculent dream "did not come true."

Oh well, there's always Gak, I guess.

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