Slime. Goo. The green stuff. Whatever you call it, Iggy Azalea wants it, but just can't seem to get it.

On Saturday, Katy Perry was drenched in green slime at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. It happened while she presented the "favorite movie actress" award to Miley Cyrus. After the sliming, Jonah Hill made a somewhat inappropriate joke.

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Nickelodeon has finally read the internet. A week too late. They sent an urgent memo out today, recognizing their dumb mistake in keeping girlfriend-beater Chris Brown among the nominees for their Kids' Choice Awards.

The girlfriend-assaulting R&B singer is nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award! We think he's a longshot at this point, but you never know... There are always surprises at the KCAs!

Arguably the last Hollywood reach-around that still truly matters, it's hardly a surprise to see some of the world's biggest stars line up for their turn to get slimed at the Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards—a relatively minor price to pay to ingratiate yourself to a new generation of prepubescent fans, who'll come away viewing you not just as some relic steeped in old-man smell, but as certified lunchbox-adornment material.