Actress and former porn performer Sasha Grey guest stars in the latest installment of Machinima's "Creepy Text Theatre," where people reenact some of the worst sexts ever sent—full of terrible puns, abject begging for nude pics, and pick-up lines so formal that you can smell the fedora-sweat through the phone.

Grey brings the acting in this episode up a notch, but the real highlight is a reading of the now-infamous Tinder tirade by a finance douchebro named Tom who thinks Sex and the City has ruined all women.

It's just as terrible in real life as it was in your head.

[h/t Uproxx]