Sea World Assures You Its Whales Are Happy as Whales Cower in Fear
Mammal torture porn operator Sea World is launching a new ad campaign to assure you, the onetime Sea World patron who's been eaten alive by guilt ever since you saw Blackfish, that everything is A-OK with those whales. They love whales!
The ad you see above—which the financially struggling Sea World corporation is presumably counting on to save their business from ruin—consists of two Sea World employees facing the camera and assuring you that Sea World's whales are "healthy" and "thriving." "I wouldn't work here if they weren't," a Sea World employee being paid to appear in a Sea World ad assures you, reading from a script.