Spinach Tastes Like Death: Nothing Tastes as Good as Death Feels
What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, unless it weakens us with severe stomach pains, diarrhea, fever and cramps.
To that end Dole has reportedly recalled 33,600 bags of spinach—distributed in Connecticut, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Wisconsin—over salmonella concerns.
But to be honest, spinach tastes like garbage and I’d never voluntarily eat it anyway. So I guess all’s well ends well, except for the people who like spinach—if they even exist.
