The inspiration behind "127 Hours," Aron Ralston, a hiker who got stuck, cut off his own forearm, and then further suffered the indignity of being portrayed by James Franco — was just arrested in Denver, Colorado.

A woman living an urban reenactment of 127 Hours after getting herself lodged in a one-foot gap between two building in downtown Portland was happily rescued before — spoiler alert! — having to gnaw off her own arm.

There were many lessons you could have taken away from the movie 127 Hours, but if you had to boil it down to just one, it would probably be this: Never head out on a solo hiking trip to Utah's Canyonlands National Park without telling anyone. Well, Amos Wayne Richards, a 64-year-old from Concord, North Carolina, took away some different lessons entirely from 127 Hours. His lessons were all about the triumph of the human spirit and the fundamentality of man vs. nature and all that other spiritual crap that completely went out my ear the second James Franco sawed his arm off with a dull utility tool.

Like a citified version of the story that inspired last year's James Franco rock-climbing movie, the tale of urban survivalist and litigant Jonathan Lynn involves a necessary act of arm-related self-harm. Luckily, no amputation was necessary.

In this hilarious impression, an awkward and emotionless Jesse Eisenberg (FOD's Scott Gairdner) flatly announces that it won't take him 127 hours to get out. Granted the guy looks nothing like Jesse, but he's expertly-mastered the voice and nervous energy.

For those of you that saw "127 Hours," this remake may disappoint you as it is far less dramatic, however it is definitely very adorable.

Lego maestro and film buff Alex Eylar has used his unique skills to recreate scenes from each of the 10 Oscar nominees for Best Picture. We never thought Jeff Bridges would look so menacing as a tiny plastic man!

Last night on the Daily Show, the interview was with none other than James Franco. In a twist of fate—or perhaps a nod to his Oscar nomination—Franco's hand got "stuck" (127 Hours-style) backstage in the green room.

Fans of quality movies should love the winter since it's when the important prestige pictures—the movies vying for Oscars—litter the cineplex. But who wants to see one depressing movie after the next? It's way too much.

We already know that James Franco thinks we're all idiots. But what about his grandmother? In this Christmas video, Franco and Granny discuss his new movie, 127 Hours, before she gives her opinion of those too afraid to watch it.

Well, it's that most wonderful time of the year again. No, not Christmas, the war against which we are fully waging. We mean Oscar season! Some early awards have been given out, so it's time to start the prediction game.

Yesterday I saw 127 Hours, a movie supposedly about James Franco cutting off his arm. I wouldn't know, though, since I couldn't watch a second of the amputation action. What things are too nasty for you to see on screen?

It's true. Just look at the top two movies this weekend. The one for the kids who are already here handily beat out the one about a kid that's on its way. So that proves it.

In 127 Hours, James Franco stars as a stranded hiker who amputates his own arm. (Opening Friday!) As many as 16 people at festivals and the premiere have fainted during the graphic self-amputation scene. Just wait until Justin Bieber's movie.

Here's a trailer for the upcoming Danny Boyle film 127 Hours, the true story of a climber who sawed off his own arm after getting trapped under a rock. We've seen a teaser already, but this gives a little more.

"I do masturbate a lot. I don't know why," James Franco tells the Hollywood Reporter, describing the rationale behind having a "four- or five-time day," which he apparently does with great frequency.

Currently, the White House is considering either Jan. 26th or Feb. 2nd for Obama's first State of the Union Address. Do you know anything else that is on Feb. 2nd? Yep: The 'Lost' premier. Obama is definitely a communist.