GLAAD, the spayed and neutered gay media watchdog, released its annual Network Responsibility Index, which charts the gay content of television networks. Guess what they found? The highest percentage of programming with gay and lesbian characters is targeted at young audiences.

It seems that NBC has realized that Maya Rudolph is funny and would like to see more of her. Also today: John McClane rides again, as does Lucy Liu, and Darren Criss is going to set Broadway aflame.

Tonight, ABC Family premiered Cyberbully (sorry, Cyberbu//y), a TV movie it hyped as a call to "delete digital drama." Which is funny, because Cyberbully itself was so hyperbolic and drama-filled that you'd think there wouldn't be any of it left lying around to get rid of, anyway.

Though he once said he'd "quit acting," that was all a hoax, and Joaquin Phoenix really hasn't quit acting at all. Also today: the return of the return of musicals, Jessica Lange makes a TV project even more exciting, and Bradley Cooper is seriously miscast.

In the tradition of many comedians before him, the 48-year-old veteran is heading into more serious territory. Careful, Steve! Also today: two big stars sign on to TV projects, the zombie genre gets another treatment, and we gauge the success of murder.

In a welcome change in perspective, Beaver was all the rage on tonight's episode of Greek. As his mother always tells him, Beaver is the "star of his own show;" tonight's episode was truly all about the Beave.

With the intentions of their unseen tormentor very much unclear, the girls of Pretty Little Liars were free to deal with some longstanding plots. Unfortunately, addressing these plots (comint out, dating your teacher, incest) leaves everybody feeling uncomfortable.

The year-in-television is off to an auspicious start, with last night's Craigslist Killer movie becoming Lifetime's fifth-highest rated film ever, and ABC Family's Pretty Little Liars landing in their all-time top-five. Bonus: TMZ on TV has been renewed until 2014!

Pretty Little Liars began its new year resolved to be truthful. Tonight's premiere was devoted to honesty. Relationships between students and teachers were brought to light, secret marriages were revealed, and Emily told her father about her newly realized sexuality.

Well, if you are an actor in the new movie where he plays a serial killer, at least. Also today: the sweet, sweet success of Jamie Chung, James McAvoy lends his voice out, and Cameron Crowe casts.

ABC Family billed last night as a "Mid-Season Finale," which is a roundabout way of saying they've ordered another 20 installments of Melissa & Joey. No word yet on how many others will spotlight Joey's biceps and Melissa's noisy orgasms.

No one really knows, so one director, and possibly one actress, are endeavoring to find out. Also today: NBC orders two dubious sounding pilots, Matthew Weiner has a casting change for his first movie, and trouble in New Zealand.

That seems to be the case, anyway, according to a new television show cancellation. Also today: The fourth Bourne movie finds a director, so too does The Hobbit (maybe), and lots and lots of Entourage jokes.

The inaugural season of Huge concluded last night with its two-part finale. Though the show has yet to be picked up for a second season, it undoubtedly deserves a spot on ABC Family's line up next year.

What do you do when you try to get a date but you're embarrassed about your nanny job? According to tonight's episode of Melissa and Joey: you lie. Watch as Clarissa—I mean, Melissa—explains it all to Joey.

Tonight, "Choice Summer TV Show" Pretty Little Liars closed out its first season with finale jam-packed with intensity, statutory relationships, and oddly-named birthday party activities. Like the very similar Lost, the finale hit the audience with a cliffhanger. Videos inside.

Last night's episode of Huge culminated in the dreaded first weigh-in at Camp Victory. In this clip, watch the campers endure an emotional roller coaster when each finally steps on the scale.

In the video below you will see a father implying to her daughter that it's ok to have sex, just not at "Med Camp." Perhaps this show should really be called The Not-So Secret Life...

Last night on Huge, the campers ventured into the woods on a "Spirit Quest," during which Alistair, the effeminate social pariah, and Trent, the camp's heartthrob jock, share a touching moment under the stars. Video inside.

Bristol Palin did it first, and now Sopranos star Michael Imperioli has graced ABC Family's hit show about teenagers getting knocked up. Don't believe such trash exists? Watch a pregnant girl throw herself at her new lady-doctor in this clip.