ABC Family billed last night as a "Mid-Season Finale," which is a roundabout way of saying they've ordered another 20 installments of Melissa & Joey. No word yet on how many others will spotlight Joey's biceps and Melissa's noisy orgasms.

That's right, I said "noisy orgasms." It's a double entendre that almost causes MJH to lose it, and it comes at the end of what is one of the sitcom's cutest scenes so far:

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Joe can't squeeze many uniques out of his boring videos (a problem with which I am intimately familiar), so Melissa decides to spice things up with some creative branding, and by "creative" she means "shirtless."

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It just occurred to me that this scene was broadcast on ABC Family at about the same time that John Stamos was performing "Hot Patootie — Bless My Soul" on FOX. For the children of the '90s — or at least the girls I went to high school with — it really is a great time to be alive.