Last night during the lackluster "Men Tell All" edition of The Bachelorette, audiences were introduced to ABC's new all-star Bachelor/Bachelorette spin-off, Bachelor Pad that will premiere in two weeks after the Final Rose Ceremony. Inside, a preview of the show.

Good Morning America was supposed to air a follow-up today to yesterday's report on 11-year-old cyberbullying victim Jessi Slaughter. It got spiked. Why? For one thing, a harassment campaign by 4chan users discouraged GMA's cyberbullying expert from going back on.

ABC News now has its own iPad app! And on GMA this morning, Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos and Juju Chang demonstrated it for the viewers—or tried to—in a segment full of glitches and awkward/morbid story finds. Video inside.

Tonight on ABC's World News, Diane Sawyer aired her exclusive interview with famously camera-shy (how ironic!) Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, just after the site hit its 500 millionth user. Inside, the best—and most awkward—moments from their candid chat.

Last night was the True Beauty finale. TV is all the better for it. The episode starred Jackass "celebrity," Steve-O, who partied with the remaining three contestants in Vegas (fresh out of rehab). The reasons this show sucked, inside.

Today, Whoopi Goldberg revealed that her frustration with the new iPhone caused her to "murder" it. After experiencing reception problems during a phone interview, Goldberg said that she opened her car door and smashed the device to pieces. Video inside.

Downfall is a game show where contestants and prizes are dropped off the top of a building in LA. In this clip, a wife tries to keep her husband on the roof by remembering television theme songs.

Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg defended Mel Gibson and said, "He's not a racist." (Video here.) Today, Goldberg continued to make her unlikely case, this time going after Gibson's ex Oksana Grigorieva and implying she's a golddigger. Video inside.

On The View today, the ladies held a discussion about Mel Gibson and the recording of his obscenity-laden phone call with ex Oksana Grigorieva. During the chat, Whoopi Goldberg repeatedly defended Gibson and insisted he's not a racist. Video inside.

On tonight's episode of Scoundrels, we learned that cougars need to remember to not take younger hook-ups too seriously, and that high school crushes should not take priority over best friends (especially if said best friend is secretly obsessed).

In your tender Tuesday media column: Gourmet "returns," Mr. Magazine turns 25, editors bitch and moan about their slave wages and awful jobs, and ABC News knows what you're thinking, and it's not true.

...Or at least stay out of prison. Scoundrels is a new drama/comedy on ABC about the West family, a family of criminals living in Palm Springs. Based on the New Zealand TV series entitled Outrageous Fortune.

"He should be embarrassed to be rolling around," said ABC's announcer moments after the Ivory Coast's Keita faked a blow to the face in the most overdramatic, ridiculous way possible, forcing an unjust red card for Brazil's Kaka. Video inside.

Diddy stopped by Nightline recently to interview with the comically earnest Martin Bashir. Together, they dig into the hard hitting issues, including Diddy dog food, the definition of mind-f*cking, and the appropriateness of Diddy buying his son a Maybach.

Martin Tyler is an English "football" commentator and was one of two ABC announcers during this afternoon's England-USA World Cup game. After the American goal that tied things up, Tyler repeatedly—and condescendingly—cried foul. Videos of his whining, inside.

Dedicated viewers of ABC's short-lived FlashForward staged a "global blackout" in London, Edinburgh, Dublin, Pisa, New York, Atlanta, Seattle, Toronto, Detroit, Chicago and Los Angeles. Despite the global outcry, it seems like a long-shot that ABC will bring it back.

If there's one thing Whoopi Goldberg doesn't want, it's someone messing with her shrimp. Or so she said today on The View, during an angry tirade against BP for its perpetual failure to stop the Gulf oil leak. Video inside.

Joan Rivers swung by Good Morning America today to promote her new documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. Additionally, Rivers sounded off on old people, plastic surgery, her status as a "legend," and being content with her clean diaper.

Lesbian kisses are a dime a dozen nowadays, and the ladies of The View are soooooo over it. But not enough to refrain from discussing their own same sex smooches, it seems. Video inside.

This clip from yesterday's 20/20 about people with incredible abilities features Dean Karnazes, otherwise known as Marathon Man. He has ran approximately 100,000 miles since becoming a professional runner and he made the decision to start while totally wasted.