Another great move by deeply beloved and totally secure ABC News chief Ben Sherwood: he's reportedly hiring Dan Abrams. Yes, Dan Abrams, the current owner of a PR firm. To do some anchoring, there at ABC! How does that work?

Click to viewNot to make news outlets that jumped the shark feel too guilty, but... ouch: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' husband, astronaut Mark Kelly, thought she was dead two Saturdays ago after hearing such news reports following the Tucson shooting spree.

Think you're the only one with skin issues? Well, it turns out that even duplicitous reptilian alien invaders have their own dermatological concerns. Let's explore these and other interesting tidbits concerning life, death, and f***ing hipsters from last night's V.

Remember Felicity's Scott Foley? He was on Grey's tonight. And that patient who had his fiancee trampled by horses on his wedding day? Ricky from My So-Called Life! So many awesome guest stars tonight! You know, in my humble opinion.

This oft-overlooked demographic may just finally get the TV show they deserve. Also today: a new Charlie's Angels is bad for America, more news about Law & Order: Los Angeles shake-up, and superhero sneak peeks!

Last night, ABC premiered the third show in the Shondaland universe, Off the Map, which isn't exactly a spin-off of either Grey's Anatomy or Private Practice but it does feel a lot like both of them.

Well, if you're applying to Princeton at least. Also today: Fox's dinosaur show has its launch date, two old friends return to Middle Earth, '90s actors are making good, and a new ABC show sounds bitchy.

On The Bachelor, Brad picked two special ladies for individual dates. Ashley was given her very-own fairground, while Jackie got the Pretty Woman treatment and a private Train show in the closed-down Hollywood Bowl. Which date was better?

While examining the death of a magic shop owner, Castle and Beckett revisit their childhood as well as cliched themes à la The Prestige. However, secrets of the trade aren't the only ones being revealed during the investigation. Highlights inside.

The canceled miniseries may have been canceled due to family pressure. Also today: Glee will not be saluting Justin Bieber, your favorite shows have been renewed, and Wicked heads to the small screen. No, not that Wicked. Not really.

Two movies together means it's true love. Also today: Mad Men news, HBO picks up a hip young series, and the BBC will always make better television than us.

The American masses aren't the only ones who have noticed the overexposure of Brad Womack's cut body—the Bachelor has, too. When Access Hollywood Live played b-roll of his sweaty workouts, he confessed "I get so embarrassed about that."

As excited as we were about tonight's premiere, even we knew V had a lot to prove after a less than stellar first season. ABC promised a lot of changes to do just that. Let's see how they did!

Last night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! gave the viewer quite an easter egg: a fake promo for Josh Groban's new album, The Best Tweets of Kanye West, which features the singer performing songs set to the prolific rapper's musings.

We all know that the people who make the Bachelor don't have much shame, but last night they reached a new apex. In their attempt to market Brad as a sensitive hunk looking for love and redemption, they really scored.

Castle gets to live out a secret fantasy as the actress playing his hit character Nikki Heat shadows and mimics Det. Beckett. Unfortunately, it's not long until her mannerisms get just a little too creepy for Beckett to handle.

Today, the Disney Parks Christmas Parade took place in California and Florida. Naturally, the event closed with a performance of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey—who sat down for much of it. Watch inside.

On today's View, the hosts discussed the reaction to a segment they did yesterday, where they took the Catholic church to task for excommunicating a nun who facilitated an abortion to save the mother's life. Their defense inside.

Today the ladies of The View discussed Bill O'Reilly's Outrage at Joy Behar's holiday card that features an obvious photoshop job of Joy and O'Reilly in passionate embrace. But it's not their embrace that bothers O'Reilly.

Tonight, Lambs across America were glued to the television watching Mariah Carey's holiday concert special, which included a duet of "O Come All Ye Faithful/Hallelujah Chorus" with her mother, Patricia. And in true diva style, Carey upstaged Mom. Watch inside.