The highlight of Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating special tonight—naturally—was her interview with the Jersey Shore cast, which was almost as dirty as the show itself! Inside, watch Walters and the gang talk Grenades, Smushing, GTL and more.

We already know how Oprah Winfrey feels about BFF Gayle King, but what about longtime partner Stedman Graham? They're still together! In fact, when Barbara Walters told Winfrey tonight that many people don't know that, she was shocked. Watch inside.

Tonight, Barbara Walters visited the Late Show to chat with David Letterman/promote the two specials she has airing tomorrow. When the topic turned to Oprah Winfrey—subject of Walters' first special—many laughs were had at her expense. Watch inside.

Why do they keep insisting on torturing us so? Also today: Matthew Perry vs. Courteney Cox!, Topher Grace gets a costar, and Eliza Dushku has disappointed millions. (Well, maybe not millions.)

Before disliked Charlie St. Cloud author Ben Sherwood became the new head of ABC News, he was executive producer of Good Morning America. Resentment of Sherwood still lingers from those days: people are forwarding us his email fuckups from 2004.

This week Castle visits a Prohibition era bar in search for a secret stash of liquor that people would literally kill for. In the process, he meets a young billionaire he'd like to punch and serenades Beckett with Billy Joel.

Kirsten Dunst appeared on The View today (perhaps wearing a wig and / or looking very View-like). Barbara Walters retells the backstory behind Dunst's latest film All Good Things and suddenly starts talking like thiiis?

When David Westin resigned as head of ABC News last September, we never would have guessed that a legendarily overprivileged writer of novels that would become Zac Efron films would be his replacement. Shows how much we know.

This week on Grey's Anatomy it looked like Cristina Yang might finally be on the road to recovery. Meredith Grey has an all-out war of words with Owen. And Callie does to Arizona what we've wanted to do all season.

That's the question posed in the next episode of ABC's bizarre social morality experiment What Would You Do?. They have two actors go into a restaurant, the kid comes out, the dad yells, they wait for someone to intervene.

Today, Susan Boyle performed "O Holy Night" on The View. About 30 seconds into the performance, Boyle's voice cracked so badly that she was forced to cut it short, before Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg awkwardly danced around the debacle.

Still working out the kinks! Judge Dick Button held up the wrong number for Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile's skate routine, giving them an 8 for an artistic score but holding up a 7. Give this judge a 0!

Apparently, Cam's mom is the most wonderful woman in the world, who also just happens to have an ambiguous definition of personal space. Fortunately for Mitchell, she seems to have taken a real liking to him. Unfortunately, it's rather inappropriate.

The former Lost cast member visited Jimmy Kimmel last night to chat, as well as to debut his anti-Thanksgiving song entitled "Turkeys Are People Too". It's a catchy tune that'll make you think twice about your Thanksgiving main course.

This morning, Elton John provided us with a quick analysis of Regis Philbin's psyche, based on Philbin's desire to call John by his Knighthood title of "Sir," despite John's protests. Watch the awkwardly funny clip inside.

This morning, GMA showed us how to deal with grease fires, giving us . Like, don't throw water on it. And do put a lid on the flame and turn the burner off. Well, actually that doesn't work either.

America, rejoice! Tonight, during Dancing with the Stars' live finale, Bristol Palin was deservedly, FINALLY given the boot when she finished in third place. Shotgun-fearing televisions across the country may now come out of hiding! Watch Palin get eliminated inside.

No one ate shit during the Skating with the Stars premiere tonight (even Mötley Crüe on Ice Vince Neil stayed upright). But let's meet judge Johnny Weir, two time Olympian and total Gaga-head. Weir's ode to "Poker Face," inside.

Tonight, Dancing with the Stars began its two-day finale with the season's last performance episode. After doing "redemption" dances, the final three performed freestyle routines. Predictably, Bristol Palin's effort—a Chicago cage dancing copycat—failed on multiple levels. Watch inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining three celebrities on this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay across the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes... for the final time! Your open thread is inside.