Today, the ladies of The View heatedly discussed probably-racist Sharron Angle's definitely-racist campaign ad. During the chat, Joy Behar let her opinion of Angle be known—loud and clear—when she screamed, "She's going to hell, this bitch!" Video inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining seven celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Some shows would do well to have one major revelation in an episode, but Brothers and Sisters ups the ante. One relationship went to the next level, while another is on the rocks.

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

In that it's about theater camp, the greatest setting for a movie possible. Because songs plus sleepaway camp = correct. Also today: Sandra Bullock works on a mysterious new feature, exciting comedy news, and the possible death of another show.

"You were being rude to Bill," said Stephen Colbert to Whoopi Goldberg on The View today while discussing The Great O'Reilly Walkout. Colbert was joking, natch, but Goldberg wasn't in a laughing mood. Oh! Colbert also stormed off the set.

Tonight's Dancing with the Stars asked the participants to perform a routine to a TV theme song. Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas chose The Monkees. They donned—and then stripped—monkey suits! It was meh at best. Video inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining eight celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

And it's gonna be a big one. Also today: Some TV show announcements that will please both nerds and gays, and nerdy gays. The Muppets meet some friends. And the world's sexiest director lands another sexy project.

Despite what Alessandra Stanley might think, special guest stars are definitely one of the highlights of a lot of great primetime TV. That being said, tonight's Grey's featured powerhouse performances by Frances Conroy and Jesse WillIams', um, "Situation."

Don't you think? Isn't it just such a grand a idea? Also today: You guys are all watching terrible TV, the next Twilight movie has a super random cast of vampires, and some misleading news about Sinbad.

The censors probably got a real kick out of this one. Certain items of clothing look good on no one, such as bike shorts. Unfortunately, not everyone realizes this, especially Cam who ends up revealing way to much.

"You know that was a terrible mess," said Bruno Tonioli after Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's routine—an Argentine Tango—on tonight's Dancing with the Stars. And, honestly? It was a secondhand embarrassment-inducing mess. Watch inside. Update: Bristol Palin gets sexy!

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining nine celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Carl Paladino is currently "Under fire, child," (as Whoopi Goldberg said) for, well, being a homophobic idiot. On today's episode of The View, the ladies discussed Paladino's reprehensible anti-gay statements, and—in a first, really—they were all in agreement.

"I'm not trying to make excuses" former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez said to GMA's George Stephanpoulos this morning, before launching into a slew of them. Pretty typical, but he has a lot of other issues on his mind.

Meet April Kepner. Seattle Grace resident. Hospital shooter survivor. Oh, and did I mention she's a virgin? Just don't get her angry. You won't like what she has to tell you when she's angry.

What better way to get out of something you don't want to do than use a natural disaster as an excuse? That's exactly what Mitchell did on tonight's Modern Family.

While investigating what seemed to be an open and shut murder case, Castle and Beckett stumbled upon a treasure map. What followed sounds like a really bad joke literally involving a priest, a thief, an angry wife and a geriatric.

Tonight, Bristol Palin did the Foxtrot on DWTS—or she tried to, at least. It was weird. Partner Mark Ballas played a homeless man who Palin rejected... and then danced with. Inside, video of the routine and judges' comments/scores.