The American Music Awards—aka the Grammys for tweens—are underway in Los Angeles. Miley Cyrus just performed (screeched?) a Stevie Nicks-esque ballad called "Forgiveness and Love" in a dark, flowing Stevie Nicks-esque dress. She did not do too well.

Last night, Bill Carter—late-night television guru and author of The War for Late Night—stopped by for a chat with Jimmy Kimmel. Immediately, Kimmel took issue with the unflattering physical description of him in Carter's book. Their exchange, inside.

Tonight's Grey's Anatomy was about an all-nighter. People drank, people died, and some even had sex. You'd think this would be a recipe for some kind of awesome cut-em-up, save-them-lives-and-have-celebratory-sex episode. You'd be wrong.

Tonight, we witnessed possibly the most shocking—and controversial—elimination in Dancing with the Stars history when Brandy was sent home, making way for Bristol Palin to compete in next week's final. Also: the audience booed. Loudly! The video, inside.

Today's episode of The View featured an interview with Larry King, the highlight of which involved talk of his CNN successor, Piers Morgan. King tried his best to be nice when speaking about Morgan, but still sounded passive-aggressive. Watch inside.

Castle and Beckett become true believers while investigating the murder of an astrophysicist who seems to have died in space. Unfortunately, when they start digging a little too deep, it's not only their murder victim that gets an otherworldly visit.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining four celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Gwyneth Paltrow just performed "Country Strong" (the title track from her upcoming flim) at the CMA Awards. It was odd. You know, in a "Gwyneth Paltrow singing country music is like Martha Stewart singing country music" kinda way. Watch inside.

Yesterday, we brought you country diva Reba McEntire's amazing cover of Beyoncé Knowles' "If I Were A Boy" (listen here). During tonight's CMA Awards, McEntire performed the song live, moving the star-studded crowd to a standing ovation. Watch inside.

The Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood-hosted CMA Awards are underway! During Paisley and Underwood's monologue, the former mentioned that, "2010 was also a big year for infidelity," before he and Underwood sang a song for Brett Favre and Tiger Woods.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining five celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Last night's Private Practice saw the doctors of Oceanside Wellness dealing with the immediate aftermath of the rape of one of their colleagues. It's a subject a lot of TV dramas have tackled before. So how'd it do?

Broken smoke alarm detectors are hard to find. Try watching this clip with your headphones on. Does it sound like a beep coming from your home? Now you can understand what Phil Dunphy's been going through.

That's what the movies would have us believe, anyway. Also today: HBO goes on a comedy-ordering bonanza, Terra Nova is not on terra firma, neither is Law & Order, and a new reality show actually sounds... good?

And she's gonna like it. Also today: Yay for Fox News, they are great. Yay for Chelsea Handler, she is great. Watch a video of actresses complimenting each other, and hear the good news about two skinny dark-haired guys.

The AMAs are coming up! How is ABC drumming up buzz? By releasing a two-minute video of several bikers arguing in front of a juke box over Katy Perry and Ke$ha before settling for/dancing to Justin Bieber, naturally. Watch inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining six celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Also: the 200th episode celebration! Your open thread, inside.

Today, Thandie Newton visited The View to promote Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls. After Joy Behar noted that Newton was cast after Mariah Carey—subject of rampant pregnancy speculation—dropped out, Newton explained why: "[Carey] is pregnant." Oops? Video inside.

The famous prophetic cephalopod named Paul died on Monday, saddening the entire world. Last night, Jimmy Kimmel mocked Paul's death with this disrespectful—though admittedly hilarious—eulogy on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Watch Kimmel's tribute to Pulpo Paul inside.

Joan Rivers visited The View today, and immediately came out swinging against Whoopi Goldberg for her repeated defense of Mel Gibson. Goldberg, obviously taken by surprise, wasn't happy about the chat, which was extremely tense—and awkward. Watch inside.