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How to Get Into a Good College Now
Hamilton Nolan · 03/08/12 10:55AMNot long ago, getting into college involved nothing more than a fair-to-middling G.P.A., an essay about reading to the blind, and your parents' checkbook. Things are a bit more complicated now. College budgets are being slashed. Competition is intense. So intense that kids are starting the "college hunt" in ninth grade. Are you really prepared? You're about to be.
TeQuilla, Your English Professor Is Mocking You on Twitter
Hamilton Nolan · 12/08/11 05:30PMOxford's 'Mutually Beneficial' Activities With L'Oreal: Nothing to See Here
Hamilton Nolan · 11/10/11 11:45AML'Oreal (now putting less mascara in the eyes of bunnies!) gave the University of Oxford a huge pile of money to endow the "L'Oréal Professor of Marketing" chair. Of course, being a great academic university, Oxford would never allow millions upon millions of dollars to interfere with the principle of absolute academic freedom.
Vinny from Jersey Shore Is Now a Columbia Professor
Brian Moylan · 11/03/11 12:12PMYou Won't Learn Hip Hop in This Man's Classroom
Hamilton Nolan · 11/03/11 10:55AMHip hop culture is a very deserving field of study. Rap lyrics are some of the most powerful popular poetry of the past three decades. Studying rap music in a classroom is kind of a drag compared to studying rap music, say, in a car full of weed smoke, but hey, it's not the worst thing you could do in a classroom.
Professor Leaves Christian College After Suggesting That Science May Exist
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/11 01:47PMCrusading Nerd Liberates 18,000 Academic Journal Articles
Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 12:28PMJersey Shore Gets the Academic Conference Treatment
Brian Moylan · 05/09/11 01:51PMI have always called Jersey Shore the most important sociological experiment of our time, and it seems one intrepid University of Chicago student agrees with me because he's not only stolen my tag line, but is trying to organize an academic conference around the reality show. This is a brilliant idea.
Suicidal Princeton Teacher Felt 'Emotional Torture' on the Job
Maureen O'Connor · 05/02/11 01:35PMThe saga surrounding the mysterious suicide of embattled Princeton lecturer Antonio Calvo continues. On Friday, 23 faculty and students signed a petition for the university to release "a full report on how and why it suspended Dr. Calvo," the New York Times reports. On Sunday, Times published portions of Calvo's personal "notebook" and a reprimand from his employers.
Economists Debate: Are Conflicts of Interest, You Know, Bad?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/19/11 03:07PMOne portion of the devastating documentary about the global financial collapse, Inside Job (which won an Oscar, so you have to see it), dealt with academic economists—specifically, the ways that they became financially tied to banks and other players in finance, and how that may have compromised the entire practice of economics. It even showed the heads of the economic departments at Harvard (pictured) and Columbia blithely asserting that there was no need to disclose their financial conflicts of interest in academic papers. It was sickening.
Philosophy Departments Are Full of Sexual Harassment
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/11 10:52AMWhy Republican Operatives Want Access to a Wisconsin Professor's Emails
Jim Newell · 03/28/11 11:45AMNorthwestern Prez Vows to Investigate Hot Live Fucksaw Action
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/11 04:09PMNorthwestern University: so awesome, it's too awesome for the President of Northwestern University. The crusty ol' prez is "launching an investigation" into the recent hot sexxxy in-class fucksaw demonstration for a Northwestern psychology class. What's the matter, Morton Schapiro— didn't get enough hot live fucksaw action the first time around?
America's Greatest University Demonstrates 'Fucksaw' For Captivated Students
Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/11 01:29PMNorthwestern University simply cannot stop being awesome. From getting drunk and hollering about blowjobs to throwing blackface Halloween parties to producing a little rapper by the name of Chet Haze, Northwestern University never does anything less than the most awesome thing to do in any given situation. That's why regular schools have "Human Sexuality" classes, but Northwestern University has HOT LIVE FUCKSAW demonstrations: