One day after her Manhattan book signing (which I went to!), Ina Garten stopped by The Today Show this morning to prepare a delicious and easy meal—complete with jokes about breasts and nuts! How bad can that be?

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert solves the national deficit, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are old pros at having fake sex, Al Roker's pirate joke bombs, watch Beyoncé's banned fragrance ad, and Russell Brand explains the British monarchy's marriage rituals.

As the Today Show hosts were bantering about Kathie Lee and Hoda's impending booze cruise ocean adventure, Al chimed in with a pirate joke that was nobody appreciated. Sounds of crickets would be less awkward than the silence that followed.

Inspired by a capella YouTube star Mike Tompkins, the Today hosts aim to make a similar viral video of their own. Watch to see behind-the-scenes footage and the hilarious result! Our verdict: AL Roker may be the next pop sensation.

Sorry, no nude Emma Watson pics. Is The Situation's brother riding on his coattails? Lily Allen's in the hospital and Danielle Staub is dating a dude and a woman at the same time. Sunday Gossip Roundup does not disappoint.

This morning on Today, the show's anchors took dressing up for this weekend's holiday to the extreme. Superman, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber were among their choices — and Tina Fey and Will Ferrell came dressed as their Megamind characters. But nothing was as, er, surprising as Natalie Morales' Justin Bieber.

For some unknown reason, Access Hollywood was given the go-ahead to make spin-off show—and it premiered live this morning. Unfortunately for them, the show didn't go off without a hitch. We've got the video to prove it.

What do natural disasters always give us, besides devastating damage and a chance to see if FEMA really works? Long, luscious shots of Al Roker proving his mettle against high speed winds and pouring rain. The glory of Al-kind inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kristin Chenowith can'ts top talking about her vagina on the The Late Show, game show contestants fly off of buildings, stormtroopers invade the 6 train, and Al Roker takes a longing glance at Meredith Vieira's breasts.

After catching Al Rocker taking a peek at her chest, Meredith Vieira proudly recites the classic Seinfeld line, confirming that her boobs are real, but the spectacular part is still up for debate.

The Dalai Lama continued his New York press tour this morning on Today. When Ann Curry introduced him to her co-anchors, confusion, awkward exchanges and even more awkward laughter (at a joke they clearly didn't understand) was abound. Video inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kenan Thompson and Al Roker have a good laugh about Kenan's impression, Rob Lowe starts on Parks and Recreation, Michael Scott becomes the "other man," and an exclusive interview with the creators of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

A surprise guest popped up on the Weather Channel's Wake Up With Al this morning. Kenan Thompson showed up on Al Roker's morning show and the two had a laugh about SNL's depiction of Al—"Rough, Rugged, and Roker."

Generally, we enjoy it when two things we really love come together. Yet somehow Al Roker's plug for the check-in application seemed so wrong. Wait, you're telling me they sponsored today's Sting concert? That's it, foursquare is dead to us!

When Today's subject turned to guest Nick Offerman's penchant for woodworking (a talent he shares with on-screen Parks and Recreation persona Ron Swanson), Al Roker got feisty, blurting out all the penis jokes he could, making everyone a little uncomfortable.

New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.

The "SnOMGpocalypse of Death" today has us thinking of the BBC commentator's hilarious meta take on how the news networks report on disastrous weather—namely snow. It's a clever dissection of scare tactics, the word "treacherous," and people falling.

If the rumors that Mo'Nique was demanding to be paid for her appearances to promote her movie Precious didn't seem plausible when they surfaced months ago, they certainly do now. Mo'nique talks crazy with Al Roker after the cut.

Today at Gawker.TV, Al Roker's not making much sense lately, Teen Mom continues to scare us from doing the nasty, a wedding proposal on the Weather Channel, another new chef show, and Good Morning America attempts to explain Keyboard Cat.

Al Roker is so dedicated to his craft that he'll broadcast the weather via satellite during his holiday vacation. In Los Angeles. At five in the morning. Watch this clip and you tell me whether he's had any sleep today.