Drama 3/4 Productions cast G4TV dream-girl Alison Haislip in this spot-on parody of Red Riding Hood and the Twilight-inspired trend of turning old legends into oversexed PG-13 horror films for fantasy-obsessed tweens. Has porridge ever been this sexy?

That disturbance you felt in The Force last night around 7:30 Eastern was the collective reaction of innumerable dweebs falling in love. Ostensibly a Hawaii tourism segment, it's really just an excuse for Alison to showcase her... uh... assets.

It's time for another edition of "Clips G4 Doesn't Want You To See," The Attack of the Show! segment this little embarrassing nugget of hilarity comes from is conspicuously absent from G4's official website. Video inside!

Today at Gawker.TV, Steve Carell talks about his decision to leave The Office, Ricky Gervais gives Louis CK a not-so-professional rectal exam, and Lauren Conrad stops by to help Kathy and Maggie Griffin start a clothing line.

While pinch-hitting for Olivia Munn on Tuesday's Attack Of The Show, Alison Haislip schools us all in the fine art of graciously taking a compliment.