Ah, babies.

An all-around bizarre story out of Grovetown, Georgia, where a man reportedly convinced a teenage Walmart shopper to let him suck on her big toe by claiming to be shooting a prank for America's Funniest Home Videos.

You crazy for this one, insurance salesmen! High school English teachers would point out that this is technically coincidence, not irony. They would agree, however, that it is 100% awesome.

Another dog this smart and this cute? Is there a glitch in the matrix or something? (oh man, 90s pop culture references, huh?)