Wow! It is amazing how many Gawker readers went to middle and high school and have the yearbook photos to prove it. Thank you for sharing your celebrity yearbook photos with us, except for those of you who just posted the Wikipedia lists of famous people who went to your high school. That was really lame.

George R.R. Martin, your personal word-bitch, went on TV and had fun again instead of sitting at home and stoically finishing The Winds of Winter while he grows older without ever enjoying his fame. You are so mad.

In a scene out of an anxiety dream or maybe a greek yogurt commercial, Amy Poehler once unwittingly went on a date, dressed in her Parks and Recreation wardrobe, with Handsome Guy Actor John Stamos.

Fans of Pawnee, Indiana and its residents will be sad to hear that the NBC hit show Parks and Recreation will come to a close at the end of its forthcoming seventh season. It hasn't been reordered for fall but will begin again midseason.

Human exclamation point Billy "On The Street" Eichner is sprinting through New York again, helping another celebrity friend ambush and delight unsuspecting pedestrians. And this time, it's Pitbull! No, it's not Pitbull! It's Amy Poehler!

Last night was head writer Seth Meyers' last episode of Saturday Night Live before he takes Jimmy Fallon's spot on Late Night (and before Jay Leno has both of them killed). During "Weekend Update," Amy Poehler and classic Meyers-era "Update" character Stefon swung by along with Andy Samberg see Meyers off.

As though you didn't love Amy Poehler, Hollywood's Student Council President, enough already:

Can we help Amy Poehler remember the name of that Judy Blume book with the sorta sex scene in it? I think she's probably too busy being thrilled that Hillary Clinton is on Twitter to look it up.

Taylor Swift made the world's head tilt sideways like a dog's yesterday, when she suggested that comedians Amy Poehler and Tina Fey would find themselves roasting in hell for all eternity for the sin of making a joke about her at the Golden Globes.

Amy Poehler responded to Taylor Swift's criticism of her Golden Globes joke and agreed that she'll burn in hell forever.

Every time she opens her mouth to speak, Taylor Swift, an antique doll brought to life by black magic, becomes more and more terrifying.

Drop whatever you're doing unless it's made of glass and clear a smallish, rectangular space on your coffee table; Amy Poehler is writing a book.

Last night, Hollywood had its first dress rehearsal of the awards season: the Golden Globes. As with most rehearsals, a lot of shit went wrong: audio cut out, teleprompters malfunctioned, and several women grabbed the microphone to scream crazy things into it; in another era they might have been burned as witches.

The best thing about the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is they'll nominate anyone just to get all the cool celebrities to come to their super-fun party, the Golden Globes. Plus, since it's not like a regular awards show, it's a cool awards show, they let you drink, as long as you do it in the house.

Another promo for this year's Golden Globes has made its way to YouTube. This video features co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in the same glitzy dresses from their last one, answering questions about their expectations for this year's ceremony.

Joe Biden's secret Parks and Recreation cameo, which was announced just last week, aired last night and was as adorable as it was the first time you dreamed it.

Four for whoever leaked this behind-the-scenes look at a just-for-fun rap-through of math enthusiast / bad-ass MC Kevin Gnapoor's well-quoted Winter Talent Show rap from the 2004 cult film Mean Girls, attended by Amy Poehler, Lindsay Lohan, and screenwriter Tina Fey.

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, the couple you just know you could be best friends with if only they'd stop for dinner in your town one night, have announced they are separating after nine years of marriage.

When Adam Carolla sat down for an interview with the New York Post to promote his new book, it was probably supposed to be a no-brainer—at least in the easygoing, non-clusterfucky way. Carolla used to host a Comedy Central show about taps, tits and trampolines, and the Post pretty much targets the same demographic, with bonus exploding-Hajji content thrown in.

Last night's Saturday Night Live had some pretty funny moments with the standout being this sketch where the Obamas got the Cosby Show treatment. Complete with a hilarious Cosby-like credit sequence and some typical sitcom shenanigans.