You know, people expend a great deal of ink and resources on trying to determine what's going on in the private lives of celebrities, but ultimately, we can't ever really know what it's like inside someone else's relationship.
The British soul singer, whose recent collapse shocked maybe the people who thought that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty's relationship was going to go the distance or that Anna Nicole Smith was going to live to be 100, has checked herself into The Priory clinic in London, according to the ever-reliableish Daily Mirror. (By the way, Doherty is a "successful" graduate of The Priory!) That esteemed publication has also found some quasi-friends and family sources to interview, including Amy's husband Blake Fielder-Civil's dad, who shares this insight: "[Blake] told me he was very worried about her. He admitted they both drank and did drugs but that came as no surprise." It didn't?
The hard-living, heavily-linered British soul singer was treated for "exhaustion" this morning at a London hospital. "It came about quickly" is all her rep would say. Her remaining world tour dates have been canceled.
· Openly gay publicist Howard Bragman "adores" star client Isaiah Washington, who might have "more gay friends than I do."
· Amy Winehouse might have two functioning livers, but Lily Allen has a third nipple.
· Ah, Hollywood, where even the formerly mobbed-up can make a nice living and knock up Victoria's Secret models.
· Welcome back, Potter.
The Associated Press reports that the Nielsen measurement service will change the way it tracks online viewing habits.
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