It's not entirely clear why it took this long for someone to put together a two-minute compilation of goats whose bleats sound like screaming humans, but let's all just be glad someone finally did.

Not to give away the ending, but let's just say this video totally makes up for that one from a few weeks back that had a similar, albeit much less real conclusion.

Between this morning's tragic mass shooting in Webster, the news that thousands have hijacked a federal petitioning system in order to demand the deportation of a journalist exercising his right to free speech on the subject of gun control, and the death of a surfer who selflessly rescued six of his neighbors from certain doom during Hurricane Sandy, it's easy to forget that not everything sucks.

Xiao Liwu, whose name translates to "little gift," is the latest addition to the San Diego Zoo's growing panda family.

Spiders are terrifying — just ask anybody. And I do mean everybody: Arachnophobia is the most common phobia.

Well, how about that: Turns out the homophobes were right all along. Letting gay people get married really does lead to dog-on-kangaroo make out sessions!

Oh, your cat did something cute? Sorry, I was distracted by something cute this baby tiger did.

Fetching the remote, getting stuff from the fridge, opening and closing doors — Jackson the Australian Shepherd mix does it all.

Tea Party Republican Joe Miller may have lost the 2010 U.S. Senate election in Alaska to write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski, but he won the Internet this weekend with this footage of a run-in with an otter mama seeking to evade a pod of hungry orcas.

Talk about a perfect video to end the week on.

As the old saying goes: "Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach your dog to fish and he'll feed you for a lifetime."

A nutty squirrel accidentally traps itself inside some German dude's kitchen and, after bugging out for a minute, decides to get the hell out of there by any means necessary.

It's just another day at the petting zoo when, suddenly, a baby goat becomes stuck in a body of water and begin to drown. Oh no! Who will save this poor little kid? The guy holding the camera? Ha ha no.

While this video of a chameleon attempting to climb a stream of faucet water is adorable for obvious reasons, it's also extremely fascinating for an entirely unexpected reason: The video has only one comment ("ha ha washing his hands lol"), and, at the time of writing, that comment has nearly 7,000 likes.

A video of an elephant with a smug expression flinging feces at an innocent bystander? How apropos.

Members of the Burleigh Point Outrigger Canoe Club were paddling across Tallebudgera Creek on Australia's Gold Coast, when they encountered a koala splashing in the water.

Paging Henry Mancini: At the Royal Elephant Kraal & Village in Ayutthaya, Thailand, a frightened baby elephant produces the cutest running/farting combo ever caught on camera.