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Are You Gonna Eat All That Garbage, Asks the Ant? Gimme Some
Kelly Conaboy · 12/03/14 04:20PMBolivian Villagers Punished Thieves with Swarms of Venomous Ants
Dayna Evans · 04/14/14 10:58PMIt's nearing the midnight hour on this special blood moon evening on the East Coast, but whatever time it is where you are—day or night—prepare yourself for horror. Near Cochabamba, Bolivia, two men who stole motorbikes from nearby Amazon villagers, were tied up to two trees and tortured ruthlessly by venomous ants.
Foreign "Crazy Ants" Attacking Southern U.S.
Ken Layne · 05/20/13 11:15AMCuba Gooding Jr. Introduced Himself as 'Dick McWilly' at a Party, Told a Lady He'd Had Sex with a Leprechaun
Caity Weaver · 03/06/13 01:52PMFlirting with strangers is nerve-wracking. You don't want your flirts to come across as boring, but walking the tightrope between "intriguing" and "crazy" can be perilous. Even seasoned pros occasionally skew toward the latter. Take Cuba Gooding, Jr., for example. On Monday, he told a lady at a party that his name was Dick McWilly AND that he'd just gotten out of jail AND that he'd had sex with a leprechaun.
Here Are the 'Hairy Crazy Ants' Invading the South
Max Read · 10/01/11 03:27PMAs Americans slowly masturbate their pudgy, formless bodies into oblivion, it has become increasingly clear that soon a new species will arise to fill the void once occupied by the only race to have set foot on the moon. And, lo, here is that species: The "Hairy Crazy Ant."
'Asexual' Ants Actually Total Whores
Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/11 04:26PMHummingbird-Sized Ant Fossil Discovered in Wyoming
Max Read · 05/03/11 09:41PMUnsinkable Raft Made of Fire Ants Is Floating Out There, Waiting
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/11 04:54PMWarhol Foundation Threatens Smithsonian Over Ant-Covered Jesus
Max Read · 12/13/10 10:06PMJohn Boehner's Next Target: Ant-Covered Jesus (Updated)
Jim Newell · 11/30/10 06:08PMScientists Confirm: PMS Is Your Boyfriend's Fault
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/10 02:38PMWhat If Terrorists Use the 'Zombie Ant' Brain Fungus to Make Zombie Suicide Bombers?
Maureen O'Connor · 08/19/10 03:49PMThe 48 Million-Year-Old Fungus That Controls Ants Like Zombies
Max Read · 08/17/10 10:10PMGiant Ants Take Over Houston
Emily Chen · 06/16/10 10:12AMGiant 3D ants take over a building near Minute Maid Stadium after a recent Astros game. Houston, known for its crazy raspberry ants that eat at electrical equipment, was the target of this massive ad campaign.