If Sketch Nation Shooter for iPhone is anywhere near as cool as it looks, we can all look forward to hours of butts and boobs shooting lasers at Justin Bieber's drunkenly-doodled face.

This morning, Fox News featured a new iPhone app designed to assist illegals with their quest to enter the US by locating safe water sources, monitoring border patrol and inspiring through poetry—all funded by your tax dollars. Cue the outrage!

Those of us addicted to checking in can hum a tune the next time the next time we open up our favorite app. "Badges Like Us" is about getting as many badges and mayorships as you can.

If you are a lighting technician and handle stages and venues frequently, then this app is your dream. Or if you have the most baller house of all time, this will also work.

You'd think this iPhone app would be a juggernaut from booty call heaven. You'd be wrong. One man's cautionary tale from the trenches of tech-savvy casual sex.

Some 'What Will Become of Newspapers?' thinkers believe that the iTunes model is the future of the news business. Well, with one software upgrade, paid news is now an iPhone app! Will this matter?