Myrtle Beach Police Officer William Heine may have written the best arrest report of all time after he arrested 22-year-olds Shaina Leigh Zarko and Brittany Michelle Eisman at The Aquarius, a "family hotel".

Two Saturdays ago, a LaGuardia Airport worker drove a Southwest Airlines stair car to get pizza for lunch. The New York Post was tipped off to this possible misuse of equipment because that's the tabloid's specialty: cracking down on any sort of proletarian malfeasance that helps make its cranky old readers feel superior about their middling work ethics. Even better, this particular pizza-romping joyride offered the pop-cultural bonus of taking place in a vessel reminiscent of Arrested Development's Bluth Company vehicle.

After being all like this is just a one-time thing about Arrested Development, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, now says he would be "willing" to continue the series if the "talent were willing." This playing hard to get is toying with our hearts.

"Baby, you've got a stew going!" Martha Stewart has put up an Arrested Development Premiere Party Menu featuring chocolate-covered bananas, cornballs, and a stew Carl Weathers would love.

The trailer for the fourth season of Arrested Development is finally here. Not that the show has been lacking hype; in just the last week alone, Netflix announced plans to set up Bluth's Original Frozen Banana stands in select cities, and a quote from the show was used as an insult in the Canadian House of Commons.

With the fourth season premiere only days away, it seems Arrested Development is on everyone's lips — even Canada's opposition leader Thomas Mulcair.

Bluth's Original Frozen Banana stand opened for business today in Britain, marking only two weeks and four days left before Arrested Development returns to Netflix. The promotional pop-up will be traveling through London, Los Angeles, and New York City in the run-up to Sunday, May 26, when all 15 episodes of season four will be available to watch on that magical streaming box in your lap, an occasion which Michael Cera and Jason Bateman will personally commemorate by burning the banana stand to the ground and visiting Jeffrey Tambor in prison. OK, maybe not that last part.

Last night, Yahoo rushed to post news of "The Office" star John Krasinski's addition to the "Arrested Development" cast for its upcoming Netflix run. Instead, Yahoo ended up laying bare its prejudices against Johns the world over.

There are just under two months left until Arrested Development comes Segwaying back into our lives on May 26. In the meantime, Netflix has released a series of character-based promo posters, cashing in on the fact that all it takes to whip AD fans into a frenzy is an image of denim cut-offs.

They took their sweet time for sure, but Netflix has finally graced fans of Arrested Development with the final official for real debut date of the show's impossibly anticipated fourth season: Sunday, May 26th @ 12:01 AM PST.

Purveyor of celebrity-themed puns and hybrid creatures, street artist Hanksy has adorned Los Angeles with yet another creative cast of characters. As a sort of antithesis to the serious sanctimoniousness of some street art, Hanksy prefers to make jokes that involve Will Ferrell Cats or Nicolas Cage Against the Machine.

Netflix's rebooted Arrested Development deal will probably extend beyond one season. Coocoo-ca-chah!

Kristen Wiig will appear in the new season of Arrested Development as a young Lucille Bluth. Lindsay-chops for dinner!

Fans of the critically acclaimed series Arrested Development have had to endure months of teases and at least two false starts, but the good news is that all that lead-up has left little waiting time between now and the fourth season's debut.

Netflix has finally blessed patient Arrested Development fans with their first official glimpse of the show's highly anticipated fourth season, which is set to premiere in January.

Don't blue yourself, but you (yes, you) could have a role on the finally happening fourth season of Arrested Development.

Terry Crews and Isla Fisher are the newest to join the reunited cast of Arrested Development. Casting watch continues.

Michael J. Fox may be about to end his primetime television hiatus with a little help from Arrested Development writer Sam Laybourne and Easy A director Will Gluck.

For the skeptics still holding out for physical proof that the fourth season of Arrested Development was truly, madly, deeply in production: Here's your very first look at the set of the revived show's first episode, courtesy of Michael Bluth himself.

After weeks of teasing twitpics, the filming of Arrested Development's highly anticipated fourth season is set to get underway today.